Rare Exports

Rare Exports Review CFIR

You better watch out, you better not cry… or curse… or dig, because Santa Claus is coming to town. A small Finnish Reindeer town that is, because Cult Film in Review is talking about the holiday dark comedy, Rare Exports! In this episode, the guys talk about the importance of subtitles. Don’t watch this film without them. Later, the guys wonder about the true history of Santa Claus. Was he really the jolly old guy we know today, or a dirty old goat man who loves him a nice Kid Stew? Also, CG is a tricky thing to pull off for a cool million. We praise this film for using their money to good use. Finally, the conversation drifts to the real stars of this film, frigid old penises.

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